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"And now for something completely different."
Years ago I picked up today's FAIL at a Dollar Store. Since I wasn't reviewing Bootlegs at the time, it ended up sitting on a shelf in my LEGO workshop, all but forgotten. Over time it must have migrated to a pile on the floor...and from there it slid under one of my rolling sorting bins.
That's where I found it while working on a bit LEGO build recently. Dusty, forgotten, and hiding under a cart.
Hardly a heroic move...but what do you expect from a bootleg? Even if it a knock off of the uber-heroic Optimus Prime...
Say hello to Transformatrix the Light Up Action Figure! He comes carded on cheap cardboard with a flimsy plastic blister! Fun from the get go!
Yes, a this is a Transformers knock-off. I don't know a lot about anything past the earliest Transformer releases, so I can't be sure this isn't a direct copy of an existing TF mold. I hope not, though, as there are some really crappy things about the design of this toy. (I'm sure someone more knowledgeable on this topic will chime in - be sure to check the comments section.)
I must admit that he looks pretty bad-ass here, though. He comes with a gun and axe as accessories - both look like actual Transformer accessories to me. Well, cheap and brittle recasts of Transformer accessories, anyway...
This guy does come with an "action feature"...
A push-button Red LED in his chest! If you read the Undiscovered Playthings blog you already know that "LEDs in the Chest" became something of a standard bootleg feature in recent years. This guy is one of the early adopters of that trend.
The back shows the two versions of this toy that were available. I passed on the second version, not knowing that in a year or two the Transformers Movie would be changing Optimus' look.
There's also a mailing address for the distributor. Smart move, that.
Looks pretty good in truck form if you don't mind those gaping holes.
Wait...gaping holes????
Yes. Gaping holes.
As mentioned earlier, the transformation leaves a bit to be desired. Giant holes in the cab of the truck allow for the arms and head to be snapped on. And when he transforms back into a truck, the arms and head apparently are just left lying on the ground for scavengers to pick up and recycle.
Another FAIL was in the quality control - they didn't screw this guys right leg together! As a result, the pins that hold the legs together in the truck form pull the leg assembly apart when you switch back. There's some quality fun right there...
...but, really, how much quality can you expect for a buck these days?
Even in a bootleg...
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"And now for something completely different."
Years ago I picked up today's FAIL at a Dollar Store. Since I wasn't reviewing Bootlegs at the time, it ended up sitting on a shelf in my LEGO workshop, all but forgotten. Over time it must have migrated to a pile on the floor...and from there it slid under one of my rolling sorting bins.
That's where I found it while working on a bit LEGO build recently. Dusty, forgotten, and hiding under a cart.
Hardly a heroic move...but what do you expect from a bootleg? Even if it a knock off of the uber-heroic Optimus Prime...
Say hello to Transformatrix the Light Up Action Figure! He comes carded on cheap cardboard with a flimsy plastic blister! Fun from the get go!
Yes, a this is a Transformers knock-off. I don't know a lot about anything past the earliest Transformer releases, so I can't be sure this isn't a direct copy of an existing TF mold. I hope not, though, as there are some really crappy things about the design of this toy. (I'm sure someone more knowledgeable on this topic will chime in - be sure to check the comments section.)
I must admit that he looks pretty bad-ass here, though. He comes with a gun and axe as accessories - both look like actual Transformer accessories to me. Well, cheap and brittle recasts of Transformer accessories, anyway...
This guy does come with an "action feature"...
A push-button Red LED in his chest! If you read the Undiscovered Playthings blog you already know that "LEDs in the Chest" became something of a standard bootleg feature in recent years. This guy is one of the early adopters of that trend.
The back shows the two versions of this toy that were available. I passed on the second version, not knowing that in a year or two the Transformers Movie would be changing Optimus' look.
There's also a mailing address for the distributor. Smart move, that.
Looks pretty good in truck form if you don't mind those gaping holes.
Wait...gaping holes????
Yes. Gaping holes.
As mentioned earlier, the transformation leaves a bit to be desired. Giant holes in the cab of the truck allow for the arms and head to be snapped on. And when he transforms back into a truck, the arms and head apparently are just left lying on the ground for scavengers to pick up and recycle.
Another FAIL was in the quality control - they didn't screw this guys right leg together! As a result, the pins that hold the legs together in the truck form pull the leg assembly apart when you switch back. There's some quality fun right there...
...but, really, how much quality can you expect for a buck these days?
Even in a bootleg...
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I have one of those. It's in the correct colouring and has a trans-orange axe. No light and lots of gaping holes. Picked one up in Poundland for lols
transformatrix, less than meets the eye
Ah, poundland, I remember you well, everything you sold was of low quality. Mops? The head will come off or start to fall apart. Games? Real budget stuff thats barely finished. Toys? All cheap plastic knockoffs from Taiwan or somewhere. The only good thing about them are the value deals, like 3 bottles of coke for £1. I think you get them in America too, 99 dime stores/1 dollar stores? Am I right?
Why can't this be found on the main blog page Doyley?
@handy: Not sure what you're talking about - I hit the blog link and this is the first post. What are you seeing?
It only shows the first couple of lines and I need to click "search blog" to read the full article. Also no other previous blogs are shown the way they previously were.
@chris image on the blog doesn't link to the page. I think everyone got here by internet magics.
Guys, this article works just like all the rest - you have to click the "read more" link to see the full article.
I've added a hyperlink off the title graphic, though - maybe that'll help.
That has worked although there is no "read more" or previous entries. Is this a problem with particular browsers? Any suggestions?
@all:
Thanks for reporting the problem, gang. I use Firefox as my primary browser, and it was displaying things just fine. In IE there was a glitch in this article that was preventing things from displaying right. It looks like I've fixed things now. Let me know if you're still having troubles.
Going entirely off track here but, Chris, if you've visited legouniverse.com recently you'll see a lot of challenges to build and the designers will put in the game afterwards, this would be a great way of sticking your LEGO genius int o something global and would love to see you build something new.
@jordan:
I've actually been building quite a bit lately - look for an announcement about it in the next week or so.
WTF is wrong with this...uh...POS transformer that doesn't transform. Whats next? Modified footballs?
I hope NOT.
It looks like he pooped the part of the leg.
pretty sucky. Any of you got the city advent? Or, mayhaps, THE PIRATE ADVENT?????????? If so, please tell me were the HECK you found it.
Thanks,
Nigel
I didn't know whether you meant an actual Dollar Store, or if you were just using that as a generic name for another discount store. But, from the mailing address, I see you did mean the acutal Dollar Store, since that's where everything in their stores is distributed from. (I always remember the one word looks like "Cheapskape Valley", ha ha.)
I rarely find bootlegs/kncokoffs at Dollar Stores/Trees anymore, though I've occasionally come across some.
They had small Transformers knockoffs once, and I regret not buying any. :(
I've got two of these, and thought they were pretty good for such cheap knockoff toys, not a "fail" at all. Never had quality issues with mine and they are quite poseable in robot mode (much moreso than the original Optimus Prime was.) Overall, pretty cool, especially for a dollar each.
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